contraseptive sponge

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.

"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."

by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010

anal sponge

A curse word commonly used in the Half-life mod: The specialists.

Joe has killed Bob

Bob: "You anal sponge!"

by JohnToaster December 3, 2011

Caramel Spongebob

Caramel Spongebob is when you take a yellow sponge while taking a squat to wipe the shit off your butt.

Meghan Trainor had to do a caramel spongebob after having a trenta ice coffee with milk and sweetener.

by Moocow1987 July 2, 2016

smoking sponge

Smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter

'Throw that cigarette , you're smoking sponge'

by BudTerm December 27, 2016

Signature Spongebob

Another term for a dick-pic, but very subtle. A term for a picture of your male genitalia generally sent to a female.

John: Yeah, so what happened after she gave you her number?
Me: Oh, I sent her my signature spongebob
John: What?

by pneumaticcc November 7, 2018

Doing it like spongebob

Having rough but good sexual intercoarse

Hey man I'm having rough sex right now I'm doing it like spongebob.

by Someone111112 June 15, 2015