man-splaining

A term a woman uses when she feels that she is losing an argument to a man and takes the cowardly route of the victim card.

Her: What, those girl-power memes I post every day are a way of my compensating for the lack of confidence I have in myself? Why don't you shut up and quit man-splaining it to me?

by JustnIst October 11, 2020

Splay

To spread them skank ass legs wide in hopes of attracting or luring in persons in search of poontang

DAMN did you see that bitch splay ova there? She aint even wearin any underwear. Guess I'll be seeing yall tomorrow

by the sandman March 2, 2004

Salty Water Splash

1.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and pisses in her ass then she farts the piss all over his face.

2.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and he pisses in her vagina and she queefs it all over his face.

Josh was fucking laurel and she totally gave him the salty water splash.

by tunitdeath September 20, 2009

The Splats

Diiiiiiaarrrheeeeaaaa.

Oh no...I've got...the splats.

by 13 March 26, 2003

gorgan splatter

A non-toxic splattering substance. A splatter from the habitual gorgan family. Unlike other splatters the gorgan is known for splattering on it's own will. They usually come in the bakers dozen and have been found on Madagascar with swarms of 3 foot long ants marching around them as if they were sacred.

Oh man! My gorgan splattered everywhere!

by T-Jayzel June 17, 2004

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

Oyster Splashing

When two lesbians engage in the act or oral sex, hence stimulating each other's clitori. Often mistaken for turnip tickling, but this is different: turnip tickling is usually done with the hands. Also referred to as eating out, this is not to be confused with going out for seafood.

Lesbian 1: "Hey babe, you down for some oyster splashing?"

Lesbian 2: "You mean seafood?"

Lesbian 1: "No babe." *Wink*

Lesbain 2: I don't get it...

by A.J. Campbell February 11, 2009