catch spaghetti

the threat of physical harm

you touch my cupcake and you're gonna catch spaghetti

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

sawed off spaghetti bender

derogatory term for short ethnic italian male

Joe Pesci is a sawed off spaghetti bender

by John King June 11, 2006

Special Time Spaghetti

Special Time Spaghetti is when a bitch has long abundant pubic hair and is on her period. The dish consists of pubes (the noodles), spaghetti sauce (the period blood), and the meat of course (the succulent uterine lining).

Damn nigga, I had hella Special Time Spaghetti last night. That flow was heavy this month.

by TrollHard October 3, 2017

flying spaghetti monster

A creature who religious people believe is more ridiculous than "God" for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: Do you believe in God?
Guy 2: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guy 1: That is ridiculous,
Guy 2: As is "god"

by Lvl 227 March 20, 2010

ready like spaghetti

the be easy , loose, ready for sex,
ready to hookup

After a few drinks I invited her back to my place cuz she was ready like spaghetti

by lucknugg October 23, 2008

Sex Spaghetti

The stringy mucus excretion produced during intimate moments, concentrating around the oral or genital regions.

Pace, your mum has seen so much sex spaghetti during marmite frenzy that she gets turned on by bolognese.

by C    September 27, 2007

Eddie Spaghetti

It's what you call someone who brings the wrong pasta noodles.

*Person 1 to person 2* - "don't for get to bring angle hair pasta noodles. It's critical for the dish"
*Person 2* - "Here you go! Got you some spaghetti noodles."
*Person 1* - "oh you Eddie spaghetti!! We needed angle hair noodles."

by Juan Pelotas November 1, 2018