Litney Spears

Substantially more than the normal amount of ‘lit’

Guys, we’re getting Litney Spears tonight!

by Georgina McInnes October 10, 2018

RED Spy

He's in your base.

INTRUDER ALERT. RED SPY IS IN THE BASE.

by Bubblebody September 19, 2020

toe spoon

A brilliant Austrian innovation which significantly improves upon the function of the toe knife. The toe spoon completely eliminates any risk of self-injury during the cleaning of scum out of one's toes.

Frank used to swear by his toe knife, but ever since he met Alexi, he has always cleaned the scum out with a toe spoon.

by Solo Amadeus November 30, 2021

Old sport

Dave’s best friend!

Dave: why hello there, Old sport!
Scott: shut up.
Old sport, Alias: Jack Kennedy: no lol

by Manical laugh November 5, 2022

Club sped

Heard this first in high school. During the early 2000's.

Sexual act involving the gang banging of a mentally retarded person.

My favorite place to look for girls is the psyche ward. Always down for Club sped.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

McDonald’s Sprite

Sprite crispy enough to charge your phone even!

Bro, my phones running low!

Let’s go to McDonald’s for that good good McDonald’s Sprite then bro!

by Nizzy Glizzy Glitzy September 12, 2020

Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.

Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.

by Marty the Hat May 7, 2020