Social Netiquette

Social network etiquette

Picking your nose while texting is terrible social netiquette.

by stuartvision January 20, 2020

social barebacking

going out in public without wearing mask and gloves

I felt like everybody was looking at me at the grocery store as I social bareback without a mask and gloves....I guess I was social barebacking !

by ilm0501 April 9, 2020

Social Dis'tastic

is a social distancing plan that works and produces excellent results during the Coronavirus Outbreak.

Governor Larry Hogan (Maryland) & Governor Andrew Cuomo (New york) have implemented effective "Social Dis'tastic" plans that are helping to curve the growth of the Coronavirus pandemic.

by Dunkadelic Era April 16, 2020

Social-lite

A Social-lite is a fabulous person who loves to socialize just a little bit. Perfectly balancing going out and staying in.

That beautiful social-lite went out for dinner with friends, but returned home early enough to watch a great movie.

by suzgirl June 28, 2022

Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.

Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.

by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022

social withdrawal

going without socialization for an extended period of time most likely leading to depression :/

staying in your room all days going to lead to social withdrawals making you sad and possibly depressed!

by i.luv.cats June 2, 2022

Pi Social

When someone’s attempt to register to “Truth Social”—the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s app, which was launched on Presidents' Day, but has since been plagued by manifold problems—is being placed at number 3,141,592 on the waiting list.

A diehard “fine” Patriot, who is presently waiting for his trial for taking part in the January 6 riot on Capitol Hill, figured out that by the time his pi social (#3,141,592) turned to #0, when he’d actually be able to read his boss’s “truths,” either the Liar-in-Chief would be President again or the Pharisee-in-Chief might be behind bars.

by Covido April 3, 2022