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A common lie across the Black and Orange hub website community, typically used in advertising or as a joke.
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by iamscared69 September 19, 2023
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hot single milf

A hot person named stormi who will be a milf when they are 70
bob: hey have u heard of the hot single milf
larry: you mean stormi?
bob: yeah
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single

Ella is single which makes her a baddie
by ahahahhahaahhaha March 31, 2020
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Single

Not being in relationship with a significant other, natural state of a human.

Humans are not pair bonding species like mute swans, the idea of males living with females and providing them is a really backward thinking that religion imposes on society. Hence all people except priests were forced to be married and... great atleast unmarried live happy right?(you know boink anyone they like and dump them).

Not so soon. Eventually younger people were brainwashed to pursue marriage and any kind of premarital intercourses were banned, thus marrying up became this great thing that men felt lucky to do. Fast-forward ideas of liberalism spread and along with development in science which destroyed religion.
Now most western people f anyone they like. But still men still retain a little bit of simpery, that they must couple with other women (women readily accepts because he pays her bills) so people introduced their own version of marriage which doesn't involve government bs involved.

Just like ancient people used to shame and make fun of people who choose to stay unmarried (except priests) even modern men in this scientific world still retain a form of shaming done towards single people "who are not in relationship with partners" (especially men)
So after all this history lesson. One take away is to just use ur brain to objectively choose what you require in life. Humans are beyond "Monkey see, Monkey do, if not other monkeys bully" attitude.
Chad: I read a logical explanation in urbdic on why to stay single, now i dumped her
Society: Good, now go drown yourself in your man gravy.
by notpua July 15, 2021
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West Virginia single wide

When you are piping down your sister in the one bedroom single wide, while your dad waits outside the door to fuck your cousin.
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Born Again Single

When one dumps or gets dumped and is "reborn" into the single life and meeting new people. almost like a reincarnation when part of your soul dies and your confused as fuck in your new life.
guy #1: "why is Zac goin so hard in the pain over there with that chick?"

guy #2: "hey man give him a break hes a born again single"
by cfrochristaylor September 19, 2011
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standalone single

A song by an artist that was released as a single but never made it on to one of thier albums
Hey Jude by The Beatles is a standalone single it never appeared on any of thier studio albums
by Stand Alone Single August 25, 2023
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