schmoopsy

This word describes the action during intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and slides up between the labia lips. Whoops

Oh shit, I just pulled a schmoopsy.

by VNKbitches February 18, 2014

schmoe

Nickname for people who frequent the joblo.com forums.

Schmoe #1: Are you a schmoe?

Schmoe #2: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Kite March 13, 2004

Schmood

The current feeling or mood related to being bored or annoyed.

Its monday and I am tired this is my schmood.

by leeele March 7, 2018

Schmooze

Schmooze-{verb} The sensation of the body having the consistency of melted marshmallow.

Feeling your skin and entire body sliding downward or slowly melting though in a fixed position, occasionally a strong enough feeling to render one physically incapable of real movement.

Slouching very low on a couch or any chair, legs outstretched crossed at the ankles, hands over the belly, fingers laced, eyes closed, soft music playing in the background.

Hey, I'm going to go schmooze for a minute.

Sorry I'm late, I was totally schmoozing.

by B-Rock420 August 15, 2010

schmoozin

smoking a blunt, bowl, bong. anything refering to pot, our very best friend.. Mary Juanna

damn son, i was schmoozin last night with the crew

by joanna July 25, 2004

Schmouth

Shut your mouth

Schmouth or I will schmouth it for you.

If someone is talking too much. Just say schmouth.

Often accompanied by a hand gesture using the thumb and first two fingers(Or the sign for "NO" backwards).

by Count Lickenstein April 29, 2010

Schmoozer

When a tranny talks to a minor or child in a way where it tries to impress them in a friendly and lively way.

I saw another schmoozer talking to kids outside the school.

by AnonDoxy April 13, 2023