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nuclear punch

when someone punches you so hard it causes physical or brain damage and makes you look like one ugly mother fucker
damn George has just been nuclear punched
shame he looks like one ugly mother fucker now
by chrisjan2001 June 2, 2017
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Falcon Punch

Verb. To use an extremely epic move or tactic in anything that grants the user instant victory.
Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.

Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!
by John D. Heisenberg May 15, 2013
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doggo punch

Right when you get home and your dog runs up to you and gets on its hind legs to greet you, putting its paws on you while hitting you with said paws. It is most effective when the owner has been gone for more than six hours. The ultra rare Final Form Doggo will actually be able to kill with its flurry of punches.
Guy walks through the door to his home, and the dog runs up to him and doggo punches him a little. The guy then puts down his bags from work, gets the leash and proceeds to walk the dog to satiate its excitement.
by sirdraxTM November 29, 2016
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Punches to Ground

When the Canadian King sees someone threatening his little alpha cutie.
Person 1: Hey you get lost!
Person 2: Hey don’t talk to alpha like that. “Baddie”
Person 1: Whatcha gonna do about it?
Person 2: This! *Punches to Ground* “Baddie”
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023
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punching 10k

Male masturbation, while wearing an activity tracker such as a fitbit, which has the side effect of boosting ones step count for the day.
Bill: How does Tom manage to average 11,000 steps a day? He's hardly fit, yet he always beats my weekly step count.
Jeff: That's cause Tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.
by Frustrated_Driver November 13, 2016
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punch bug

by sully508 December 29, 2014
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