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blindfolded pretzel

A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.

Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.
We tried the blindfolded pretzel last night night. Kinda kinky.
by Nogdog October 16, 2014
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cheesy pretzel

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob after sex when she has a yeast infection.
Joe: I can't believe you had sex with her while she had a yeast infection.
Marc: I know, but I totally gave her a cheesy pretzel right after too.
by biggie fries May 10, 2014
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blue pretzel

Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"
I just totally got made into a blue pretzel from all the sex i just had.
by Bobby J Orignal September 10, 2014
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boil pretzel sticks

by Goosetavo July 2, 2016
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multi-protaskinator

A person who not only has ADHD but is also a procrastinator causing them to start multiple tasks but putting them all off till the last possible moment to complete.
Dennis is such a multi-protaskinator. He starts 5 things at one time and put's everything off till the last minute to complete.
by Smithfucius May 16, 2016
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soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around
"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."
by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017
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The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.
God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.
by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017
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