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prison salsa

When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it
I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.
by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022
mugGet the prison salsamug.

Stateview Prison

That guard cuffed me in Stateview Prison.
by UrbanPoster1 April 24, 2024
mugGet the Stateview Prisonmug.

When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.
Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2025
mugGet the When I'm the one getting raped in prisonmug.

Prison Slop

Prison Slop occurs exactly two days after Thanksgiving:

It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".
Trevor was hungry and I had no leftovers, so I offered some prison slop
by Dexterismycat February 9, 2024
mugGet the Prison Slopmug.

Enjoy prison

Something you say when anyone questions your weight, arrest history, expertise or success.
"No child, I am not. Enjoy prison."
by Doug The Greaseman Tracht February 22, 2025
mugGet the Enjoy prisonmug.

Prison Burrito

To be wrapped up in a rug or blanket and skull fucked
Did you hear that Johnny got prison burrito’d by the local crips?
by Jabrone842 May 10, 2022
mugGet the Prison Burritomug.

Prison wallet

Zach have got all the children in his prison wallet.
by King albert III October 6, 2023
mugGet the Prison walletmug.

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