Potter

When someone is so shit at pro clubs that he becomes a potter

Potter: Oh my god! How did he miss that?! He's such a potter!

by hyohyohyohyohyo October 25, 2023

Harry Potter

When you use your pillow as Harry potter and make out

"What did you do last night?" asked Oliva

"Harry Potter" said Brooke smugly

by Da Chosen 1 January 8, 2019

Harry Potter

Just the best book serie of all time (the 2nd most read after the Bible)
If you think Harry Potter is a children book you are an idiot

A:Harry Potter sucks
B: YOU IDIOT! I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN!!!!

by HermioneGranger002 June 17, 2018

Harry Potter

Better than Twilight in every way or form possible.

Harry Potter is better than Twilight. It is nether opinion nor fiction, it is simply a fact.

by Kacchan_420_277 January 2, 2020

Olly Trotter Potter

This sigma brexit alpha male anti-islam buzz cut cunt is the king of the sigmas. This man created the term, “The broken sigma”, as he believes his redemption arc is near. The Trotter tends to have kankles, but thinks that’s what defines him as a broken brexit. He often drinks beer at home by himself watching the football at the age of 16, and is still yet to feel the touch of a female. Olly Trotter Potter’s typically strive to be a football hooligan, and usually tell his mates that he’s ‘jibbed’ into stadiums for free, even though he’s spent half a mortgage on tickets at wembley. Don’t hang around a Trotter, they are disgusting morons that disconnect themselves from females to ensure they love the sigma life.

*Music plays - Baggy Trousers***
Olly Trotter Potter: Fkn el mush i’m chillin vibin

by FatMaccaPac August 7, 2023

Harry Potter Syndrome

It’s the military privilege of post war syndrome that make people think pictures move and past time is established.

Damn this Harry Potter syndrome my grandad that is dead keeps talking. I love him.

by Samantha Jo November 8, 2019

Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!

Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

by Jerry’s kids January 25, 2022