a man who fucks over men in the arse (and takes all the booty) ,butt pirates may also like to felther over men, therefore becoming a man hole inspector
by the big gimp September 22, 2005
A man raping another man in the ass. To do this in a cavalier way. To shout "Yo Ho Ho" as you fill the persons ass with your man meat.
by ed jude February 16, 2005
by Guillermo August 25, 2003
The most awesome form of currency to ever exist. basic shape is round, approximately 1-2 inches across and made of pure pirate gold. One side always has a jolly roger on it (skull and crossbones) and the other can have anything from a dead ninja to Chuck Norris.
Pirate 1: Arr, Matey! what plan ye to spend ye Pirate doubloons on?
Pirate 2: Arr! Wenches and alcohol. Ye self?
Pirate 1: Arr! the same.
Pirate 2: Arr!
Pirate 1: lets go kill some ninjas, Arr!
Pirate 2: About bloody time, Arr!
Pirate 2: Arr! Wenches and alcohol. Ye self?
Pirate 1: Arr! the same.
Pirate 2: Arr!
Pirate 1: lets go kill some ninjas, Arr!
Pirate 2: About bloody time, Arr!
by Spencer Crispin September 18, 2008
by BaldKnob December 08, 2004
by Dawn June 15, 2002
1. One who commandeers a crew to explore undiscovered asshole and surrounding regions of the anal cavity and pillage any nearby ships abundant in rich, exquisite ass ; skilled in the activity of illegal trade of stolen ass or booty. Favorite activities among these vicious scoundrels include the popular sport of penis fencing and polishing the captain's wooden plank.
2. One who has an obsession with ass hole of some sort.
2. One who has an obsession with ass hole of some sort.
ARRRR! AHOY MATIES! Come, we have a long journey ahead of us. We must capture Captain Seaman's lost treasure of tropical arse! ARRR!
Captain! I believe we can't sail through the Storm of Diarrhea. We must sail west, otherwise we ass pirates may not live to see the light!
LAND HO! I see it! Over there! Those two hills that are very close to each other! ARRR! Alas, we have made it lads, we have found the arse we set sail to discover! I be proud of being an ass pirate! ARRR!!
Nathanial: Come on babe. Let me insert my corn on the cob into your fudge tunnel of love.
Jocelyn: No! Just fuck my pussy. I don't like it up the butt.
Nathanial: Please! I beg you. I just have a preference for tight spaces.
Jocelyn: That's it! I have had it. All you ever do is have butt sex with me. You never want my juicy pussy. We are finished! Nathanial, you truly are an ass pirate!
Captain! I believe we can't sail through the Storm of Diarrhea. We must sail west, otherwise we ass pirates may not live to see the light!
LAND HO! I see it! Over there! Those two hills that are very close to each other! ARRR! Alas, we have made it lads, we have found the arse we set sail to discover! I be proud of being an ass pirate! ARRR!!
Nathanial: Come on babe. Let me insert my corn on the cob into your fudge tunnel of love.
Jocelyn: No! Just fuck my pussy. I don't like it up the butt.
Nathanial: Please! I beg you. I just have a preference for tight spaces.
Jocelyn: That's it! I have had it. All you ever do is have butt sex with me. You never want my juicy pussy. We are finished! Nathanial, you truly are an ass pirate!
by superpooper June 16, 2008