pet masturbation

When you proceed to jack your pet off and eventually use your mouth until they ejaculate
Mike attempted to perform pet masturbation but did it to hard and got bit
by trevelhasasmalldick March 21, 2017
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Pet Simulator

A rebraning of "Autism Association"
The child played Pet Simulator
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National Pet Day

March 20th is national pet day, the day when you celebrate your pet
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Pet Brush

a word used in the place of almost any noun.
Dude, do you have another pet brush?
Yeah bro, its in the pet brush on the counter.
by blulip.for.life August 12, 2011
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pet fix

A quick, albeit, imperfect repair, adjustment, or workaround, especially upon vehicle (or other type of machinery) needed for immediate use, such as a computer, bicycle, automobile, or spacecraft.
Maj. Mason: "Colonel, what about those secondary (fuel system) checks?!"
Col. Price: "Let's just get it (all) together, and see if you can (learn to) live with your 'pet fixes', as they are. It's go for anything short of a fuel leak!"
(From the 1972 sci-fi B-movie, "Doomsday Machine")
by mastergeemoe November 06, 2015
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Pet rock

1. A fad from the mid 70's which was just a rock in a box.
2. The type of music Flipper announced that they played.
1. Did you hear James bought a pet rock? What a dumbass, that trend's been dead since 1976!
2. "Announcing that they were playing a new form of music called 'PET rock' ('not a joke, and if it were, it wouldn't be funny')..." - Some websites regarding Flipper.
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Pet Rock

A girl who doesn’t show her emotions or is scared to be vulnerable to a boy.
That Sam is such a pet rock, i keep trying but she’s scared to be vulnerble
by The director Dan February 25, 2019
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