Pee-on Platoon 

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

Pee-on Platoon by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009

pee-whirly 

A kinetic energy device that spins when urinated on - created to make peeing more enjoyable. A pee-whirly looks like a pinwheel or propeller.

Did you see the pee-whirly in that urinal? It lit up like a christmas tree and played music when I peed on it.

pee-whirly by tbagusmaximus July 15, 2010

pee paw margory daw 

A cute way to say you're heading for a piss =)

I'll be back. Just going for a pee paw margory daw darling

pee paw margory daw by deehitcher October 23, 2010

pee showdown 

when you are in a public bathroom stall and someone is in the stall next to you and you both have to pee, but you are both afraid of the judgement you might receive if you start first.

**texting**
Girl: hey, i'm in the bathroom, i'm gonna be late for class but i'm having a pee showdown with the girl next to me

pee showdown by just trying to educate america June 18, 2012

Pee Gravity 

When you have to pee, the intensity of the need increases exponentially as you get closer to the bathroom.

I was like 2 seconds from opening the bathroom door and the pee gravity almost made me piss myself.

Pee Gravity by shayaknyc August 16, 2012

Pee Polish 

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.

Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.

Pee Polish by lyradius February 17, 2013

pee block 

The inability to urinate in certain situations, also known as shy blatter syndrome.

"Man, I couldn't pee earlier.. The guy in the urinal next to me started making smalltalk about the weather and I totally got pee blocked..."

pee block by Jimbo001 June 29, 2013