Paella

Every mid ingredient put into a pot and cooked over an open fire for 29 hours by Valencian peasants

Peasant 1: Hey Juan is cooking Paella
Peasant 2: Mierda, that's gonna take forever

by Random_ass_guy June 23, 2023

Panel beating

Vigorous and rhythmic pounding, either into vehicle panels... but preferably into vaginas

Before I get started Panel beating, I'm gonna turn her inside out and lick her like a crisp packet

by Wellhungploughboy July 28, 2024

Pastelzinho

Pastelzinho is the best girlfriend ever. She's the most beautiful and gorgeous woman in the whole world. She's super ultra mega cute, sexy and attractive. She's literally a goddess, more specifically Puppyzinho's goddess. She truly deserves all the love and attention from her Puppy, also known as her boyfriend. He's with no doubt the luckiest man in the world. Pastelzinho loves to embrace her femininity, use shmakeup and wear cute dresses. She's Puppyzinho's little raccoon. She's goth, witchy, loves bees, animals and is super in touch with nature. She's the most precious being in the entire world. Pastelzinho truly is the meaning of every possible definition of perfection.

Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.

by petthewolves August 12, 2024

pamelor

Jake Nuttings Condition in Red Fern Medical Center

“pamelor is wild, i had the doc shakin

by lt lemon October 3, 2023

PAEL

Acronym - Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics

Can't take Jim to dinner with my parents... He'd have them blushing, but also just PAEL.

by TT34 October 9, 2023

Pastelzinho

Pastelzinho is the best girlfriend ever. She's the most beautiful and gorgeous woman in the whole world. She's super ultra mega cute, sexy and attractive. She's literally a goddess, more specifically Puppyzinho's goddess. She truly deserves all the love and attention from her Puppy, also known as her boyfriend. He's with no doubt the luckiest man in the world. Pastelzinho loves to embrace her femininity, use shmakeup and wear cute dresses. She's Puppyzinho's little raccoon. She's goth, witchy, loves bees, animals and is super in touch with nature. She's the most precious being in the entire world. Pastelzinho truly is the meaning of every possible definition of perfection.

Puppyzinho: Look at her, I would die for her, I would kill for her, either way… what bliss. Unhappy darling?
Pastelzinho: Oh yes... yes, completely.

Puppyzinho: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Pastelzinho: Oh Puppyzinho… hours.

Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.

by petthewolves January 27, 2024

Panellope

Panellope is a girly individual who is kind, math-smart, and extremely unique. She can be slightly annoying but will always have your back with anything.

Panellope is my best friend!

by phoenix_spits_fire February 7, 2024