parabolen

Synonym for tits.

Dem look at those parabolen!

by AVerySmartGuy June 19, 2017

Paracarplegic

Not being able to move properly because of your carpet legs

I'm not a paraplegic I'm a paracarplegic, please step off of my carpet legs.

by The really real dictionary x July 9, 2017

parabibulitus

A nerve in the brain activates a disease which attacks a part of your brain to give hallucinations to the owner

Hey I'm sorry but you have parabibulitus

by Ergghhhhhh April 23, 2018

ParaCar

A car driven by the band Paramore. It was first seen in the video for their song, Ain’t It Fun.

I heard Hayley Williams is using the ParaCar for their live performances of Ain’t It Fun.

by SimDevoSlipknot February 5, 2018

parade envy

When a North Korean dictator holds a military parade and you need to prove your rockets are bigger.

After watching France and North Korea show their military might, Donald Trump experienced a blinding case of parade envy.

by GSBJim February 8, 2018

Para

Short for paranoid

Angel is just too para

by The_Girl_In_Black July 3, 2018

parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018