affectionate rob

A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.

Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.

by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019

Tries To Gaslight and Rob Into

Community tries to psychologically torture someone into being sorry and walking back their words... I'm not. Nor will I ever be.

Hym "Tries to gaslight and rob into doing it. I'm not ever doing to do it. That's what you'd LIKE me to do but I'm not getting the credit or the money I would require to do it AND... Even if I had it, I STILL wouldn't take it back as I AM CORRECT. You don't deserve any sympathy. You are sacrificing my freedom for safety THAT I CONTROL. I CONTROL WHETHER OR NOT YOUR KIDS ARE SAVE AND THIS A DESPERATE AND PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO TORTURING ME TO DELUDE YOURSELVES INTO BELIEVING I DON'T. It IS and always has been a breeder racket and FOR DOIKG SHIT LIKE THIS... YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN MURDERED UNTIL YOU LEARN TO STOP. It's hilarious that I have to explain it to you. You'd think with all of the school shootings you would have figured it out by now. A desperate attempt at clawing back control you won't ever have. You will fail and I will not. The sooner you accept that, the safer your kids will be."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

Broccoli Rob

A guy that kinda looks like broccoli with his green-ass hair and deep v-neck shirt and lanky body.

Yo look at Broccoli Rob he's a real homie and his hair is green as fuck!

by DanteHicks February 10, 2020

Robbing one out

When you are overcome with excitement at seeing DJ Rob live that you are forced to masturbate

Friend 1: Hey I heard about your break up, what happened?
Friend 2: My girlfriend caught me Robbing one out just before heading down to the local

by Justdatiler January 18, 2022

Rob Pearson

The most loving, amazing boyfriend to ever exist. He cares about everything and has the biggest heart in the world. He is small so he is the perfect size for cuddling. He spoils his girlfriend way more than she deserves. I love youuuuu

"I love Rob Pearson"

by bshsjanjajsnajs April 19, 2024

Rob Golden

Tis guy loves child porn and loves raping men and women of all ages this is because of the day of 1987 when he was a german solider of a dad in the second world war and when the aliens came to the world to share the detail of the other world. This is because of the behoove of the 1911 days when i was a 30s crip on o block this happened because cheef kief and digga d had beef with pop smoke for alot of times in the future.

You thought i was feeling you that Rob Golden a munch, Dog has cancer on stage 19 phantom forces

by Bob Rob Golden pagan face October 1, 2022

Rob

A rob is normally ginger guy who eats too much smelly food and makes the entire office smell like fish or something. Don't be like a rob.

Why does it smell so bad in here.

Ah Rob is here

by E580-07 May 11, 2018