Now Number 5

Possibly one of the greatest lines ever said. Yup. That's the one. This phrase killed my brother.

"Now number 5."
"I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAAAAAAAY." *deep inhale* "I WANT IT THAAAAAAAT WAY."

by StarryFaerie April 17, 2019

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We're Number One!

The proud motto of a superior nation; the rallying decry of a country renowned for the industrial revolution, pioneers of massive advancement in medicine and developement of technological resources beyond imagination.

Well, let's see; wonder why the US has the fastest per capita COVID-19 case and death rate in the civilized world? How about failure to respond to the warnings of other countries, failure to close borders in a timely fashion in order to minimize asymptomatic spread, failure to adequately risk-assess inbound travelers, failure to have appropriate testing to trace and track infected individuals, failure to enforce national stay-at-home CDC recommendations, failure to anticipate and provide appropriate personal protective equipment...and most of all FAILURE TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY. Yeah, We're Number One! For all the wrong reasons...

by YAWA April 5, 2020

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number 1 cut

About the shortest possible haircut, where the guard is on the No. 1 setting of 3mm. A shorter version of a crew cut or buzz cut.

Prat 1: Hey man, you been on chemo? I didn't know.
Prat 2: You shut the fuck up, this number 1 cut cost a fortune

by londonstudent October 23, 2006

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client number nine

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."

by Pete Dick March 10, 2008

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number 3 bag

a condom full of jizz

Slav filled up his number 3 bag and stuck it to Kevins back

by Trevor Terry June 7, 2017

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your days are numbered

1)I am going to hurt and/or kill you.

2)You don't have much time before you get into big trouble.

"Your days are numbered," growled the henchman, taking out a knife.

When Robby broke the vase, he knew his days were numbered and that his mother would be very angry at him.

by Newbia June 2, 2004

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