Penis

The most zesty substance to ever make presence on the face of the world. This has many different words used to embrace its greatness. Shlong, dong, cock, and sausage, are among the few great terms used. No matter the size it’s beauty remains the same among all.

Peter Griffin: Holy crap nice penis!
10 year old: I prefer shlong
Peter Griffin: Lemme smash
10 year old: Yes please!

by DaddyNuggs January 4, 2020

peni

some one how think they have a big penis but they really have a one inch destory

mostafa is a peni

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Penis

Dick

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by Miamagoster July 6, 2018

Penis

A male genital that when your mother sucks, she chokes.

Is that your mother choking oin your best friends penis?

by sarjddfh.asjk January 22, 2019

penis

big and small

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by penis62:627728/ July 22, 2019

Penis

Also known as “the wonder stick,” the human penis is a tool used by men to spread their army of seman and eventually over-rule the universe.

“Kim jong un is only the supreme leader because of his penis.”-Donald Trump

by Don Wayne May 19, 2019

Penis

Juicy,big, makes a girl cum

His penis made me cum

by Ballssacksliksbig June 5, 2020