The art of driving around and purposely pissing off other drivers.
A road troll decides when and where and who to troll on. One bad move can result in a deadly accident OR a speeding ticket.
A road troll decides when and where and who to troll on. One bad move can result in a deadly accident OR a speeding ticket.
Example One: You just turned right into a two lane street. There is a car trying to pass you but you match their speed and don't let them pass. The other driver flips you off before switching back into your lane behind you.
Example Two: In a packed parking lot, a loser looking for a space asks you "Hey are you leaving?" "No!" You sit in your car until they leave and then you back up and leave. Someone else gets that space.
Example Three: You turn right on to a two lane road. There is a driver trying to pass you because you are too slow because you just merged into the street. You floor the gas pedal (DANGEROUS) and they angrily get back into your lane. WHERE THEY BELONG.
"Hey guess what I did yesterday?"
"What?"
"I hella road trolled on this old ass lady at the college. She asked if I was leaving and with the most serious face I said "No, I'm getting a book". Someone else got the space"
"Road trolling!"
Example Two: In a packed parking lot, a loser looking for a space asks you "Hey are you leaving?" "No!" You sit in your car until they leave and then you back up and leave. Someone else gets that space.
Example Three: You turn right on to a two lane road. There is a driver trying to pass you because you are too slow because you just merged into the street. You floor the gas pedal (DANGEROUS) and they angrily get back into your lane. WHERE THEY BELONG.
"Hey guess what I did yesterday?"
"What?"
"I hella road trolled on this old ass lady at the college. She asked if I was leaving and with the most serious face I said "No, I'm getting a book". Someone else got the space"
"Road trolling!"
by roadtroller;) November 15, 2011
Get the Road Trollingmug. by The Prisoner of Azkaban January 7, 2010
Get the Bowl Trollmug. (Trollus familiarus)
A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the (perhaps subconscious) desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor.
A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the (perhaps subconscious) desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor.
Congrats on winning the Nobel Prize, it's hard to believe you're the same guy that crapped your pants in third grade — signed, your Facebook Troll
by teeceeTO July 11, 2010
Get the Facebook Trollmug. Someone who unwittingly attracts trolls and/or general internet psychos. The initial pull that draws the troll to its magnet is frequently a benign comment posted on a forum or group, or in certain (rare) cases it may be nothing more than pure chance.
Friend A: “All Zara said was that she didn’t like tinted glasses, and this crazy guy just went…well crazy about it.”
Friend B: “Like OMG, she’s such a troll magnet.”
Friend B: “Like OMG, she’s such a troll magnet.”
by chuffermonkey April 26, 2008
Get the troll magnetmug. by Priscilla November 14, 2003
Get the trollmug. A person who gets a joy out of reactions, but dur to how bad it has gotten. Now can be considered a felony possibly to a terrorist charge soon near the future. Internet Trolls enjoy causing drama by using certain facts that are cherry picked to get negative reactions, gaslight when called or play ignorant, mainly manipulate easy targets such as mentally handicap individuals to commit serious felonies or crimes and then use them as scape goats to bait them and cause real life problems.
Lack any empathy what so ever and will commit defamation against anyone they don't like or for shits an giggles out of pure malice. Mainly targeting furries, otakus, innocent people, businesses, social platforms that are public, political parties, etc. They also admit to actual crimes and are selectively prejudice.
These individuals are usually in their 20s to 30s doing this messed garbage. They also love to manipulate people in power to abuse very popular and well known platforms just so they don't have to suffer consequences. To make those who they don't to suffer for their personal disgusting amusement. Also willing to go as far as to create false or forged information or to use topics they cherry pick or edit to cause serious problems for everyone. Internet trolls also may or possibly possess illegal content to use to defame people or for their own sick twisted pleasure.
Lack any empathy what so ever and will commit defamation against anyone they don't like or for shits an giggles out of pure malice. Mainly targeting furries, otakus, innocent people, businesses, social platforms that are public, political parties, etc. They also admit to actual crimes and are selectively prejudice.
These individuals are usually in their 20s to 30s doing this messed garbage. They also love to manipulate people in power to abuse very popular and well known platforms just so they don't have to suffer consequences. To make those who they don't to suffer for their personal disgusting amusement. Also willing to go as far as to create false or forged information or to use topics they cherry pick or edit to cause serious problems for everyone. Internet trolls also may or possibly possess illegal content to use to defame people or for their own sick twisted pleasure.
This internet troll posting tortured live animals here is just messed up.
Why does this internet troll have child porn despite he posted this on that guy's forum, while accusing him of being a pedophile?
Internet troll calls a person a racist yet made about ninety percent of racist jokes towards certain ethnicities.
Why does this internet troll have child porn despite he posted this on that guy's forum, while accusing him of being a pedophile?
Internet troll calls a person a racist yet made about ninety percent of racist jokes towards certain ethnicities.
by Mentally Handicap Victim November 1, 2021
Get the Internet Trollmug. A 'troll alert' is an alarm issued when an internet troll is detected. A Troll is a person who posts outrageous or insensitive messages to bait people to answer. Trolls like to cause debate-mayhem on forums and posts, by provoking and pulling people into heated discussion. Results in general discord and new enemies. Troll Alerts are issued to help prevent victims of troll-tolls:
"So the other day I was walking past this girl and I said she looked hot, and she gave me a dirty look. What a b*tch. Am I right?" -Troll
"Troll alert" - Superman
"Let's ignore this guy" Well-informed citizen
"Troll alert" - Superman
"Let's ignore this guy" Well-informed citizen
by atomicskifisher July 8, 2014
Get the troll alertmug.