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Norman Nick response rate

The amount of time it takes for Norman "Nick" to respond to someone. During verbal conversations, you may ask Norman "Nick" a question or ask for his opinion, usually Norman "Nick" will take a minimum of 30 seconds to respond and sometimes you will be looking for an answer for upwards of a minute. We like to refer to this downtime as Norman "Nick" processing and thinking. If you thought that it might be easier to talk to him over text, you better think again. If you text Norman "Nick", you should be prepared to wait at least a few hours for a response and tbh consider yourself lucky if you get a response at all. It's not like he's busy or anything either, he'll see your message pretty quickly and just come to the conclusion that you don't deserve a timely response.
Ray Naker: Yo slime, you lay pipe when you were in Texas?
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say
by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021
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going norcal

1. Insane, irrational, crazy. Originated by crazy skaters in Miami.
2. To pretty much beat the crap out of someone.
1. "Bro, that guy just pulled a big spin flip! He's going norcal!"
2. "If that dude doesn't lay off I'm gonna go norcal on him."
by WeirdOne June 17, 2006
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Nor/mal

A pronoun used to describe ones self as normal without any mental disabilities

Not homophobic, just a troll towards idiots who actually use pronouns
*i identify as he/she, what about you?

*i identify as Nor/mal

Offended retard screaming**
by Analnut69 April 9, 2021
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nermal

a cat that sometimes acts like a dog.
a "stoner kitty."
nermal and i got so high last night; that cat loves her marijuana.
by I'll never tell October 11, 2004
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Royal Norman

Giving a Hot Carl while recieving a Dirty Sanchez and simeltaneously watching your girlfriend give a Blunkin to a Saggy Bag.

The perfect name for a weather man on an AM Radio Station, in Phoenix.
I had the ultimate freak show last night baby! I got a couple friends together, got trashed, and pulled off a Royal Norman. It was messy, but my girlfriend and her grandpa liked it.
by Caleb the pimp December 28, 2007
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Norkal

A Norkal is a person who thinks everything is about them and wants to be friends with everyone but ends up pissing them off and just pushing them away
Person A: Are you friends with ______?
Person B: Nah
Person A: Why's that?
Person B: They're just a complete Norkal
by j3m07 April 25, 2010
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Norman

Typically stupid, ugly, and gay, usually an old Jewish man or just a black guy, listens to NBA youngboy
I saw a homeless man having sexual relations with another homeless man on the street. Both of them must have been named Norman
by X0xmenx0X November 26, 2018
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