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Norwegian Ninja

Norwegian politician and diplomat Arne Treholt, who in 1985 was convicted of high treason and espionage on behalf of the Soviet Union and Iraq. Commander of the Norwegian Ninja Force, under the supervision and protection of its founder and guardian HM King Olav V of Norway.

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1. "At One with the Cosmos, like a Norwegian Ninja!"

2. Norwegian Ninja: "A true guardian of the norwegian laws of nature and way of life!"

3. HM King Olav V, on Commander Treholt:
"All gave some, Some gave all!"
Norsk:"ALLE GA NOE, NOEN GA ALT"
by Chevalier de Balibari July 9, 2010
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pussy ninja

someone who stealthily snatches away another mans previously designated pussy
Dude i thought i had dibs on that hoe, then Patrick swooped in and ninjad that pussy.

Dude that nigga Lee is a fucking pussy ninja.

Dude, did Kevin just ninja Mirandas pussy away from Joel?
by Billy Joe Ray December 17, 2008
mugGet the pussy ninjamug.

ninja pants

1. Pants that are worn by one or more ninjas.
2. Pants that have incredible ninja powers and qualities. (they can grapple-hook onto the white house without being seen!)
3. Pants that once belonged to a ninja but have been stolen by a secret organization of samurai who hate ninjas and their pants because of their supernessness.
The ninja pants saved the world from the evil samurai socks who eat people's stanky feet sauce.
by waffles!? December 16, 2005
mugGet the ninja pantsmug.

Anti-Ninja

Anyone who can beat a Ninja in a fight/wrestling/etc.
Anna beat Daniel in wrestling, and Dan is a ninja, therefore Anna is an Anti-Ninja
by dr drew August 5, 2009
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butt ninja

"woah! i just got raped by a fucking sneaky butt ninja! i hate my life!"
by poopOnsatan April 26, 2003
mugGet the butt ninjamug.

Mall Ninja

A term used in the firearm community to describe an individual who is obsessed with tactical, paramilitary style firearms and modifications, particularly firearms composed mostly of plastic. Such individuals are usually un-experienced novices who compulsively overpay for weapons and accessories not worth their weight in dog crap because such items looked cool in movies and video games.
Jeff: "Dude check out my new AR-15. Its got quad rails, a flashlight/ laser combination, a dummy grenade launcher, a bayonet, a telescoping stock, and an ACOG scope!"

Matt: "Dude check out my .30/06 Remington 700 with a custom walnut stock and a Leupold scope. I can kill a deer at 500 yards with factory ammo! Can your AR do that?"

Jeff: "Uh, No..."

Matt: "Didn't think so. Admit it. You're a damn MALL NINJA!"
by Piecemaker June 24, 2010
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Ninja Gaiden

Ninja Gaiden n. One of the greatest sidescrolling hack n' slash videogame series' ever to grace the Nintendo Entertainment System. And it stars a NINJA!! 'Nuff said. (Note: Not to be confused with the newly updated 3D version for the X Box; we're talking old-school here!)
Billy: "Hey! Wanna come outside and play soccer?"

Serious Ninja Gamer: "Not now, jackass! I'm almost up to level 7-3 in NINJA GAIDEN!
by Mr. Pirate May 26, 2004
mugGet the Ninja Gaidenmug.

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