Guy 1: Shit, I'm so tired. Haven't got my daily nap today.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.
Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
Guy 1: Yep, I REALLY need to sleep.
by chocolate_nuggets555 June 29, 2025

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Hym "This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable. I'm not doing YouTube bullshit to fix a life I did not break. I'm not letting you stop me from making this work."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025

To achieve two simultaneous goals with a single action.
A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.
A less violent alternative to the phrase 'to kill two birds with one stone'.
I needed to post a letter and buy some bread, so I though I'd fill two needs with one deed and stop at the mailbox on the way to the store.
by Ausgirl123 January 27, 2019

by asianbaddie23 January 26, 2025
