ex I never had 

1. Someone who likes you to the point of obsession, where they act like they have a right to your affection, and this leads to hostility and excessive jealousy after you enter into a relationship with a different person.

2. Someone who flirts so excessively that they might as well be a significant other. Especially those who flirt with you in the presence of an actual significant other.

*snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away*
GF: Who is THAT?
BF: Ugh, the ex I never had.

'ex': well why don't we go on a long walk together...alone?
BF: uhhhhh...
GF: Who do you think you are? The ex he never had?

ex I never had by talon256 July 21, 2012

buying cigarettes and never coming back 

my dad

Dad: *buying cigarettes and never coming back*
Me 12 years later: -_-

buying cigarettes and never coming back by It-is-i October 17, 2019

I have never seen two pretty bestfriends.. 

FACTS.......JUST FACTS.........YEAH......

boy 1: i have never seen two pretty bestfriends..always one of em gotta be ugly..
boy 2: facts bro...facts bro..

I have never seen two pretty bestfriends.. by selmarl07 December 15, 2020

War. War Never changes 

War. War never changes.

In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.

People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.

Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.

nate:War. War never changes.

In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.

People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.

Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.

War. War Never changes by cheerful ox August 5, 2021

i never wash this 

when you don't wash something

Poo guy: see my penis?
JOKE GUY: yeah?
Poo guy: i never wash this!

i never wash this by mike the coolest May 8, 2004

Better Nate Than Never 

A phrase used to express the exellence of being in the presence of Nate, as oppossed to not being in the presence of Nate at all.

Teacher:"Nathan, You were late to class today."

Nathan:"Well,teacher! I say to you,Better Nate Than Never!"

Better Nate Than Never by spartansean15 May 2, 2006

Hell Never! 

Vehement rejection of a situation or accusation

Qsn: So would you date a woman who didn't shave her armpits and didn't wear a bra? Hell Never!

Hell Never! by Montespan July 12, 2011