Murphiest

The worst timing possible.

This test is the murphiest.

by Clan Chowder November 19, 2016

murphic

adjective

of or pertaining to Murphy's Law

The flood was a reminder of the ever present risk of murphic delays on a project.

by purple drummer May 3, 2017

Murphism

The belief in Murph, its definition, power, and surrounding elements and branches.

Guy 1- Are you a Christian or a protestant

Guy 2- Neither, I believe in Murphism

by Murphanian February 6, 2019

Murph Nuke

When you cum into a condom, flip it inside out, put it on your hand like a glove, and punch someone in the face full force.

Yo did you hear? Joe pulled a murph nuke on frank!

by JustThat_1 January 24, 2020

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

Murphmode

Seattle slang for going beastmode but you’re so in the zone you make a straight face

When I was throwing the medicine ball, I was going Murphmode

by Shlongjrgang July 23, 2020

Murpsy

A derpy, deranged monkey with the hint of a British accent.

“That Murpsy stole my fork”

by Rhogan Bogan April 2, 2021