muddy platypus 

When a guy takes a dump on a female, ejaculates onto the fecal materials, than mixes it and flattens it into the shape of a pancake and feeds it to the mistress and proceeds to sexually drill her until she shatifys herself

mitch and i were walkin to bart, giving a definition of the muddy platypus

muddy platypus by racso January 14, 2008

Munding 

When you are crushing on//wanting side booty with someone. Can often lead to mutual munding, in which both parties are involved in lust.

Man I love my boyfriend, but I'm totally munding on John. I'd love some of that booty on the side.

Munding by Sara Lou April 11, 2010

muddy otter 

When receiving oral sex from a kneeling patron, one covertly slicks the patron's hair back with their own feces much the way one would apply a cheap mousse. Thus, making them a shittin' image of a "muddy otter."

"I had to shave my head once that son of bitch gave me a muddy otter!"

muddy otter by gobble docker February 5, 2010

Muddy Juarez 

When a woman takes a poop on a man's penis, then the man slaps the woman in the face with his poop-covered penis.

Oh dang fool, she looks like she just got a Muddy Juarez!

Muddy Juarez by koolby4125 January 13, 2011

Muddy Mountain Topper 

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.

She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.

Muddy Mountain Topper by Majio June 16, 2011

Muddy Road 

When one shart's into another person's mouth (while they are asleep) as an act of revenge.

Cameron- "Dude, Gavin drank all of the beer and is passed out on the couch."

Austin- "What the hell, I wanted that beer!"

Cameron- "Let's make him walk the 'Muddy Road'..."

Muddy Road by Chillingallday April 26, 2014

Mandy 

A queen . She hates being called mandie tho 😭. But she is the beyoncé of staten island

Mandy is a queen

Mandy by chasehuddyisntblack August 25, 2019