mississippi mud boot

I can't sick down because I got Mississippi mud boot last night at the Trump rally.
by poopNow March 24, 2016
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Mississippi Muzzleloader

A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.

The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
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Mississippi Muzzleloader

The act of packing your ball sack into a woman’s asshole using your dick as the ramrod.
I gave my cousin Sara a Mississippi Muzzleloader yesterday after church.
by Y0 N3PH3W. January 06, 2023
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Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.
Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.
by KC Export January 15, 2022
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Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 16, 2009
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Mississippi mud trap

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight
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Mississippi fuck pig

This term refers to a type of female commonly found at a Waffle House or dennys these “women” often try to have sex with truckers, Amazon drivers, and even garbage men going in for an early morning bite before the morning trash pickup
I got herpes from a Mississippi fuck pig
by Hankhill69 December 15, 2022
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