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jealous-loser 

some one who craves to be like another being who obviously possesses superior life handling capabilities. Jealous-losers can often not hold their breath as long, dance as well or even tie their own shoes. Often found in groups with similar opinions dress styles and bad hair. Have an aversion to free thinking and success, usually work in discount outlets as toilet cleaners or decide to work from home.
"help me raise money to give a jealous-loser a new home"
"that jealous-loser wont feel a thing, its better this way (injection administered)"
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Tighty Whitie Loser 

An unlucky boy who is caught wearing tighty whities in the locker rooms.
Mark, youre a tighty whitie loser!!
Tighty Whitie Loser by Nate June 18, 2003

Baggy Jean Loser 

What you call someone when he looks stupid in an outfit or just in general
Hey you see Dino over there, he kinda looks like a baggy jean loser
Baggy Jean Loser by DarthAntho November 30, 2021

online loser 

is a person who live playing online games like tibia, ragnarok, runescape or habbo. they are playing all day long, in the weekend. the online gamer dont have real friends, their only friends are onlines. they have online love, and they never meet their real love. they are the "daddys" in their online games but in the real life they are the biggest loosers in the world. they only think about their game and are boring people who only talk about those games.
sometimes they dont know, but their lovers are the same gender.
normal person: hey loser whats your problem?
online loser: if you play runescape i will kill you with my mage level 689 with one hit.
normal person: but in the real life i would make you scream with one hit.

normal loser: hey do you wanna go out in the saturday night?
online loser: no, i would play tibia with my online girlfriend
online loser by slowowow May 4, 2006

Double Loser 

A double loser is the ultimate insult, it is twice a loser, if you are called this you should commit suicide
Joseph T. W. is a double loser!!!!!!!1111
Double Loser by Shifter October 24, 2004

Super Dork Loser 

Someone who is a dork and a loser to the most extreme of which it is obtainable. Or a super nerd that is just on a whole new level of nerdy, loserdom.

Anyone that doens't know what a vagina is.

Someone who doens't like girls in general.

A female that doesn't like to put out, I mean come on bitch you got a vagina for a reason. No reason not to hide it... come on...

You're mother when she is yelling at you to do something.,

Everyone in highschool.
Wow!, my boss is a super dork Loser.

James Puglisi(A person that went to jefferson township,973)

Why is there so many super dork losers here at best buy?
- Why is there so many super dork losers here at game stop?
Must be a new game coming out.

Friend- Hey I'm going home to do some gaming you want to come!?!?!?!

You- Fuck off you super dork loser I'm getting pussy.

biggest loser 

Biggest Loser is a tv show that helps a bunch of fat people lose weight, yet they eliminate one person each week. All it is is another reality tv show.
"Are you watching the Biggest Loser tonight?"
"No, why should I give a shit about fat people?"
biggest loser by SpasticPancreas February 12, 2008