Lonely Homo

When one is to put his legs up on the side of a wall(butt against can also happen) and proceeds to masturbate. When he cums, the cum will fall on his face. Only a homo would like this sensation, and only a lonely and horny person would do it.

I just gave my self a lonely homo, pass me a towel before it gets in my eyes.

by dsgahgsrhr June 7, 2007

local

San Diego--geographically situtated in the lowest southern-most part of Cali. Acronym for Lower California. Even further south than socal.

"socal is great, but I like to vacation in local because it gets me further away from nocal."

by Crapholio August 13, 2005

lonely boy

Usually a teenager who participates in constant masturbation alone. He gets negative pus. Usually has a record of 7 times in a day. Hasn’t had a girlfriend in months or years and when they do it’s usually a farce.

Guy 1: there goes a real lonely boy
Guy 2: What’s a lonely boy?
Guy 1: a lonely boys a dude that like gets negative pus and always jerks off

Guy 2: oh so he’s a Kenan

Guy 1: exaclty

by Parkerhatesme October 19, 2017

Local

The person reading this.

If you even need to search up what a local is,,,then you are one.

by Bitterhoe October 12, 2018

local

1) One who has gone through 4 cars in 2 years of driving.
2) One who has a stupid-ass chin beard.
3)One who likes boys

"You are such a local!"

by Rob March 18, 2003

True Forced Loneliness

A term and a movement that was started by a man named Bill Greathouse (Bill1224602 on You Tube) that basically describes people that are "forced" to be alone because they perceive other women (or men in some cases) to be rejecting them because they are too shallow. They seem to think that they are entitled to have a woman or man.

Also, these people, like pussy-whipped males, don't have any skills or game, and don't understand the opposite sex. They rip on dating and pick-up gurus like David DeAngelo and Mystery and Carlos Zuma, but they are too ignorant to see that those people have helped guys understand women better.

This is from one of Steve Hoca's videos. He was a member of the True Forced Loneliness movement until the summer of 08, when he apparently decided to leave it and go out more. I don't think that worked out too well for him. In one of his videos, he said something about how guys that are getting good grades in school and are smart are having trouble attracting a woman. He might as well just say "I don't get it" and be done with it.

by sptrfn January 20, 2010

lonely island

a noun describing the condition of having jizz in your pants, referencing the famous sketch that became a youtube sensation

Guy: Hey dude why are you walking so strangely?

other Guy: Man I can't go any faster. When that girl walked by I got a lonely island.

by quackenmire February 25, 2009