Pocket Knot

The impossible knot headphone cords seem to achieve while in a pocket. These knots form in a non-time sensitive manner. The difficulty of undoing them is proportional to how loud the background noise in a room or the importance of the phone call.

Hey, I'll call you back, it's really loud in here and I just pulled out a pocket knot that could've killed Houdini.

by 4noKateTour April 25, 2014

pussy lips in a knot

when a female gets too ahead of herself or pissed off about something that is not important or that will most likely never be important. but she is a woman so it's impossible for her not to get mad at everything.

lexi: did you hear Declan McKenna's new song?
me: no
lexi: what the fuck are you kidding me?
me: relaxe, don't get your pussy lips in a knot. of course I heard it, it was a total bop.
lexi: I know right, what a skinny legend.

by Jamie's top left ovary September 15, 2018

kotton

A yellow substance that oozes from the rectum of a pigmy...

also the dance of the moon of ten suns.

he's dancing like ten suns, your kotton is on me

by Geppetto January 10, 2005

kottke

(verb) To solicit attention and support for an undertaking of grandiose proportions and then failing to meet the promised expectations.

"Bob said he was going to landscape his yard if we helped him rake the leaves, but all he did was mow the lawn--he kottked us."

by quonsar July 21, 2008

kottis

a really really greek man who loves his sexual arousal at parties while whistling his grenade whistle while asking for birthday kisses

wow kottis get out of the car

by BROOOOOOOOOKE June 10, 2011

Kotton

Hey girl lemme get my phone back

She is kotton

by Heyheyheygirl June 12, 2018

balloon knot

Phrase used on the Opie and Anthony show of XM Satillite Radio that refers to the anus

Well, let's stick it in the ballon knot

by Bens Hog July 5, 2005