R. Kelly'd

To fuck a young bitch

Did you hear that Jimmy R.Kelly'd dat new girl?

by Lele December 16, 2003

matthew kelley

Pretty much the biggest bad ass that has ever lived. Usually seduces women with a few quick words and is known to be extremely cool. Will back you up until backstabbing occures then will destroy your face.

matthew kelley is awesome badass crazy fuck

by ding wad February 7, 2010

Your Helen Keller

A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.

Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.

Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*

by Petey Mik {Inspired by Marie} May 1, 2008

Kelly

Men named Kelly are not only funny enough to make the thinking man statue laugh, but their sex appeal is hotter than a mixture of Brad Pitt & Channing Tatum! Kelly's are one of a kind, when you find a Kelly you keep that sexy funny son of a bitch!

Kelly made me laugh until I got moist!

by Dallas Cowboy uber fan December 20, 2016

Smelley Kelley

A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.

Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.

by Parsley Noel Smitz June 22, 2009

Danny Keller

The coolest cat to ever grace the earth with his presence. The bees knees. The cream of the crop. The cat's pajamas.

Synonyms: The Great One, The Dragon Born, Da Trooph, Al Capone

Hottie Groupie: "Dayum, who's that smokin hawt cool kid over there?"

Dude #1: "Oh that's Danny Keller"

Hottie Groupie: "wow, what. a. hunk."

by J-Bone147 January 30, 2012

Luke Kelly

Slang term used in Australia to describe particularly nasty fecal matter. Named after Rugby League halfback Luke Kelly, the term was originally coined by Rugby League great, Barry Harden-Upman and has become the standard colloquial term used to describe a bathroom visit.

"Man, I am busting for a Luke Kelly" or "Quick get out the way I've got a Luke Kelly popping out!"

by Gus Bojangles March 4, 2017