[Junk] Buffer

Going down on the manhood.

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"

by Z Man1 January 09, 2009

clotheslined junk

Being clotheslined in the male genitalia

She gave him a clotheslined junk when he gave her lip.

by Pkc December 28, 2013

[Shoulder Junk]

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.

by Ray Albright August 16, 2007

Junk Bomb

to deposit a single a item secretly in a domestic setting, within a persons house that has little or not connection to that person.
The principle being that the item will not be found by the house person, until several days or weeks have elapsed.

Task objective: to confuse the house person for as long as possible.

somebody has junk bombed me

by ParnyW June 28, 2022

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 05, 2024

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 05, 2024

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022