Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."

by Matty Firm May 31, 2022

Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!

I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

useless junk

Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.

Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.

by imaliltpot September 19, 2015

Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.

I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

Junk Post

Social media posts that have no specific purpose or relevance. Basically the junk mail of social media.

I made a second account for my junk posts so they won’t hurt my main account’s views and likes.

by FreeloaderLoser April 23, 2023

Junk gut

When you eat a lot of junk food and get the heavy, crappy, overstuffed, this took 5 years off my life feeling

Ughhhh I just 2 burgers, fries, a shake and desert from Burger King... I got junk gut

by Booger13 January 16, 2013

Junk Mail

a sexual act in which one uses a mail slot as a glory hole

The lascivious postal worker reaccepted George's "junk mail".

by GILLTERONTO April 20, 2011