Jonah

Busted in 2 minutes with his micro bulge

“Yoooo ur basically Jonah right now”

by Santana444 August 26, 2025

Jonah

the sweet boy named jonah, hes a introverted sweetheart who will love u till never becomes forever<3
he doesnt argue nor judge you!!
his brown eyes are like sweet chocolate milk, and ontop of that his curly brown hair makes him look so adorbs!

love him forever and ever!

me: "omg see that guy over there?!"
person: "oh my goshhh yes i do, hes so pretty!"
me: "i think i might ask him out, isnt his name jonah?"
person: "omg hes in my class yes it is!, go for it girlll!!"

by whatsmyaddress.com September 20, 2025

Jonah Ng’ing

“Jonah” is typically used as sentence clutter and is essentially useless. NGing refers to kissing an Indian whore—that one was a boyfriend with—while she’s sleeping.

“Jo used by a black man as “Yo”) nah, no way you’re NGing her right now”

“Jonah Ng’ing her is a crazy move, you jew”

by Jonah Ng October 28, 2025

Jonald

Jumping out of the window due to stress and or depression.

Oh my god! He is jonalding.
The man failed from the exam, a jonald thought came to his mind.

by Butumomalaggu November 14, 2025

Jonah Smart

Sexy as all hell, any woman would gobble his bits

Oh my god it's Jonah Smart, I want to make sex with him

by Very hot lady November 16, 2025

Uncle Jonah's Chargrill

When a Kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as 'Uncle Jonah's Chargrill'

Most Commonly Used in NSW Australia

Guy: and thats how you burn sausages.
Guy2: welcome to Uncle Jonah's Chargrill!

by Pyro_In_Training December 11, 2012

Ri'janae

A fat hippo that sits on the couch all day. She will never be nice and sometimes eats her fingers. If you meet a Ri'janae run as fast as you can.

Ri'janae means fat hippo

by Hdhdoeheuejeb June 16, 2019