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Jewish Pizza

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
by Jewish Pizza for Jakes June 2, 2018
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Jewish lighting

Intentionally committing arson for the insurance claim.
Mikey’s restaurant was failing but his Jewish lighting attempt failed
by anonymous October 28, 2025
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Jewish Mormons

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.
by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022
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Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
by davidrgarber June 15, 2016
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jewish fries

When a Jewish male or female has curly pubic hair, since the stereotype for Jews is that they have curly hair.
1. HOLY SHIT Hayek has some Jewish fries!!
by Jakethea May 17, 2017
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jewish stack

When you put a bunch of 1 dollar bills between two 100 dollar bills.
Ayo, Brandon pulled the jewish stack when we went band for band last night.
by josham1334 April 9, 2024
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jewish power move

Jewish power move is a savy way to save money when you’re already wealthy.
She moved out of her second property to live with her mother & save. She called it a Jewish power move.
by Jade Taylor July 30, 2021
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