jelly no pogo stick

TL;DR Some random words i strung together whilst in the shower.

One of my friends has a gf that has a fat ass honker, and the made a tiktok where the girl jumps and the guy tackles her, except he tackles like a little baby bitch boi, and then I said "he hit her with that jelly no pogo stick"

Damn, you hit him with that jelly no pogo stick

by fucxk January 13, 2021

Jellycats

An apparent term for "Shrimp"

I'm getting some coconut jellycats tonight! Delicious!

by FlametheSeraph January 31, 2021

jellycrow

talented artist and the best hinata kinnie to ever exist barely ever posts tho

friend: did you see that jellycrow posted?
me: omg i have to go like it right now

by snail lamp March 10, 2021

jelly ball surprise

When you're having sex with a girl who is on her period and you cum inside her hard enough to cause her to queef out a jelly red ball of slime back at the ejaculator

Last night me and Patricia were getting it on and she told me not to use a condom because she's on her period. It was awesome, but jokes on me because she gave me the good ole Jelly ball surprise once I finished with her, I felt like I was being born again

by Skankkhunt42 April 28, 2021

Jelly totting

The act of dunking your testicles in syrup or honey before coating them in sugar then proceeding to teabag your spouse

Brad told me at work today he is going home and jelly totting his wife

by Meatinaroofersandwich August 27, 2021

jellybean

1. A small candy

2. A HORRIBLE PNG TUBER

1. Yo dude I would love a jellybean right now

2. I hate that steamer, Jellybean. She's so mid

by m0lt3n_ May 9, 2022

JellyB

Helps you find your contact lens

Thanks for helping me find my contacts on this prison floor JellyB. I love you !

by dippyworld December 26, 2022