poo jelly

The residuum remaining after three wipes of one cloaca. Usually a result of eating pizza or other wheat based repast the night before. The jelly usually is exacerbated with heat and sweat.

I need to go to the bathroom and clean up. I ate pizza last night and have poo jelly downstairs.

by VJ Singlemalt May 16, 2016

Mint jelly

A spread to put on meat for extra flovor also induces meow

"that mint jelly made me meow"

by skillzdavid May 15, 2016

Piss Jelly

The congealed substance normally found on toilet bowls and surrounding floor areas, normally occurs 2 years after last bleaching. Not to be confused with jelly and ice cream

I just wiped my arse and got piss jelly up my hand!

by Wivverswwww22 May 19, 2016

cock jelly

Another word jizz

Dan Did you jerk off? There’s cock jelly everywhere

by Tide pods May 3, 2018

Jelly Style

The art of attraction, class, style, and emotional intelligence with someone of the opposite sex. Having the ability to dress, dance, speak and court the opposite sex with the intention of dating, intimacy or friendship.

George was able to meet and date the girl of his dreams because of his level of Jelly Style.

by Jelly Grand Master February 5, 2018

Jelly Dicking

When you are just fucking around on a normal sortie.

That dumb ass was just jelly dicking around!

by I-dickery May 6, 2018

jelly slammer

When you're jizzing and simultaneously slapping your dick against something.

My orgasm was so intense that I had to give myself a jelly slammer.

by nearlyaperson January 9, 2017