John 

John is the best person in the world. He’s funny, hot, tall, smart, caring, and so much more. He also kisses really good, I love making out with him. He makes feel things that I didn’t even know were possible, iykyk

“Man, I’d love to have a John”

“Omg she’s so lucky to be dating John”

John by Lavine6969420 November 14, 2022

John 

Do the thug shaker

John:(doing the thug shaker)

John by AMUNGOS November 14, 2022

John 

John

John

John by The nonsense urban definer1234 November 14, 2022

John 

A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.

Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!

John by Cryptic7509 November 15, 2022

John 

John is a mystery of a man, a man of few words, a man who will cut anyone who fucks with his circle. He is adept with his hands, and loves his woman fiercely. John makes sure things are done right, and takes pains to correct the wrongs. He is fun, hot, sensitive and sexy. John is a man every other dude should aspire to be.

John makes his lady feel like she is his, he works hard to explain why they are forever.

John by GeminEye Visionary November 20, 2022

john 

An average american taxpayer, an anonymous person, it refers to anyone, a random person

For example, a man named john has 5 oranges, if he sells 2.....

john by Innovation (the group) November 27, 2022

John 

JOHNED 💪✌🏻🤪 john is MINE so back off pals 🖕🏿

random person- ooo that lad is fit

johns gyal- HES MINE 🙄😡✌🏿

John by silly boy 123 December 31, 2022