A term coined in November of 2020 referring to the men on social media pretending to be cowboys, or pretending to do activities most generally considered to be those of actual landowners and beef producers. They most generally live in a populated urban center (town), renters, drive a truck that has the suspension altered in way to guarantee life-long front end problems, gives free advertising to hunting/outdoor companies (Salt Life) in the form of stickers on the back windshield of said wore-out truck, wears apparel designed for those who rodeo and/or work cattle when in actuality they are sacred of large animals. Other characteristics: Avid hunters of other people’s land, over extended on credit, 50% chance non-completion of high school, when asked what there favorite music is...it’s always Red Dirt.
Kyle, Chad, and Derek have really turned into a bunch of internet cowboys since they retired from gay porn.
by Tipofthedtoya November 10, 2020
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by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022
Get the Internet Surfer mug.A internet fart is when you turn on your mic at a unexpected time emitting a strange sound that emulates the passing of gas.
by canyoufeelthedaylickingourskin October 12, 2021
Get the Internet Fart mug.One's total presence on the world wide web. The internet equivalent of carbon footprint. Overall summation of websites, online photo albums, networking site profiles, online personals ads, etc.
In an effort to decrease my Internet Footprint, I deleted both my MySpace and Friendster accounts.
Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.
Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.
by keralastar October 12, 2009
Get the Internet Footprint mug.Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Ignore that guy, he's just an internet douchebag!"
by Dalton_Orr January 21, 2009
Get the internet douchebag mug.An awful disability many people are afflicted with. Someone who is completely normal in everyday life, if given access to the internet, will turn into a complete jackass. The person begins to spurt racial slurs, random insults (mothers and sexual orientations are favorites), radical views and opinions and just various garbage.
These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
Examples of Internet Turrets
Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!
Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*
Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!
Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!
Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*
Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!
Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
by bouncing-goldfish December 9, 2008
Get the Internet Turrets mug.Noun - Pertains to a person who "crawls" the internet as a hobby and becomes knowledgeable about things in all corners of the internet including the latest fad websites, internet slang, viral content, and popular culture and information.
Allen is such and internet crawler, he is constantly browsing forums, reading cracked articles, and quoting the latest memes.
Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.
Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.
by The aware observer June 10, 2013
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