Handi-Humper

Someone with with a sick fetish for disabled people.

The guy interested in your mom is a total handi-humper.

by happiFrog April 5, 2021

Terrorist Hump

The act of humping a terrorist.

“Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

*Proceeds to terrorist hump*

by THE SHMORT October 28, 2021

Trump Hump

When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.

He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.

by Kal2731 October 7, 2021

I humped your mom

a guy who fucks your mom

jack: last night I humped your mom
mike: igaf

jack: suck my dick and eat my balls you fat nigger

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Muffle Hump

When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.

“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”

by poisoned poet February 23, 2022

harry humper

when a man insists on role playing as harry styles in bed.

yeah it was great, but i didn’t realize he was a harry humper. he sang watermelon sugar the whole time and would stop giving me head to say “ELLO LUV!”

by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022

homie Humper

A girl that sleeps with all your homies.

My girl is a real homie humper. She's humped all my homies.

by Spert December 24, 2022