the hook up

Ramen noodles with any and every ingredient in it that your institutionalized (jail, rehab, mental hospital, etc.) heart desires.

I got the hook up yo!

by Madeleine Lee July 24, 2006

hook up

A completly unemotional sexual act done for the sole reason that it feels good. This can range from making out to sex and everything in between. You do not call hook ups back at a a later time and ask to go on a date, and ususally they are spontaneouse, so dont call back looking for more action either.

I was hitting on this hot lifeguard and she took me into the pump room and blew me, it was a great hook up.

by am i metro? September 28, 2006

bent as a butchers hook

1. A bummer
2. gay as fuck
3. A common british phrase used to describe a gay member of society.

I saw Charlie last night, he's a very intelligent bloke, but he's as bent as a butchers hook.

by Leon S. August 30, 2005

double fish hook

A sexual act in which two middle fingers are inserted into a woman's sphincter, and then pulled apart in order to make the sphincter gape.

Because I wanted to look deep into her anal cavity, I double fished hooked my girl friend.

by ben187 May 5, 2005

hook

a word used to disrespect a member of the Vice Lords street gang

"187 on a Hook"

by Nefarius December 8, 2003

off tha hook

cool, hot, or popular

That cd is off tha hook!

by Heather September 9, 2003

asian hooker

A hooker of Asian decent.

In the movie Dirty Work, Chris Farley's character gets his nose bit off by an Asian hooker.
Synonyms: Saigon Whore,Rice Hole.
Antonyms: An asian who gives sex for free ,any kind of hooker who is not asian.
Common misspellings: Agent Hooker (actually a good porn movie), Ajen Hoker (A Jen Ho Ker), Asiane Hoooker (A si an Hooooooker like the cookie crips guy except with an h at the beginning and a er instead of kie crisp at the end.), "Cocaines a hell of a drug and i like to do copious amounts of it off asian hooker's asses."-Rick James

by YaBingedrinkingmom August 14, 2008