i'd hit

I would have sex with ______
(usually used by people in the DMV)

"Damn, look at Moniquisha Delonquine!"

"Cuh, i'd hit that"

by edbthebomb April 11, 2012

Hitting the reds

When you're on a bus or in a car and you always get stopped by the red traffic light. Its very annoying and time-wasting, especially in the morning going to school or work.

Friend 1: Where were you this morning?
Friend 2: Yo, the bus hit like every red

Man these days the bus keeps hitting the reds

by Janoodles February 21, 2007

Hit it or eat it

A game played when smoking a joint or blunt. When the joint or blunt is nearly gone, the crutch is taken out and the remainder is smoked until no smoke is produced. The person who it lands on that doesn't get any smoke must eat the remainder of the joint or blunt wrap.

Yo... hit it or eat it, anyone?
Na fuck that I aint eatin' nothin

by seebnerg September 5, 2009

Hit the Sausage

A euphemism for masturbation.

After not hooking up with his bosses hot daughter, Adam went home and hit the sausage.

by Blaine Becker October 19, 2010

shit hit

That last hit in the bottom of a well used bowl of marijuana, usually tastes like ass and leaves a long term shitty taste in the mouth.

Repack the fucking bowl! I just got the shit hit...

by Jon Doe September 1, 2003

Micro$hit

A rendition of the word "Microsoft" used by wannabe-hackers and computer luddites the world over.

"i woz using micro$hit windoze, da shame"

by !MNc99 March 24, 2005

Hit and run

When you hit a car and leave the scene of the crime

I hit a car, and left the scene becuase i got high. Police found me later and charged me for a hit and run, now my insuracne will go up sky high

by jjazz July 4, 2009