Allan haddad

The most perfect and beautiful human being in the world. He has class and drinks red wine

Allan haddad is a the most coolest guy his wife is hot

by FARTYCARBON April 26, 2019

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momo headass

a girl her name is Valery. all F's, cusses out teachers, killer eye bags , has no friends, thinks she know how to fight but she doesn't and won't stop talking shit even after getting her ass beat. same shoe size and her mother. brings ramen noodles to school and eats them out of a bottles used for the gym. for p.e she wears a lifeguard t-shirt. has the shortest hair EVER but says its past her chest. her hair also looks like dried noodles. she beats the shit out of boys in her classes because they are "scared" of her. tells the english teacher to suck a d*ck and the history teacher that she isn't afraid of him. gets a referral everyday. doesn't wear socks nor tie her shoes. she also looks like a guinea pig. she tells people they smell like ass. lastly she thinks everyone is laughing with her when she cusses out people but we'er really laugh at her because she looks like a stupid b**ch .

valery be talkin shit

which valery, momo headass?
yes, ima bout to beat the shit outta her

by soooskinnyimfat November 21, 2019

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