half past gtf outta here 

Half past get the f*ck outta here.
That time of day when you wish you were already somewhere else drinking a beer and playing golf. Well past when you wish you had left.

Man, its half past gtf outta here... lets go.

half past gtf outta here by TheKeithMeister September 30, 2005

half wigger 

A white person that only dresses black but does not talk in jive or ack like hes a ganster. Less or not at all as gay as a full wigger.

EX. Bill Boller
Kid: "Wow here comes that wigger what a fag."
Half Wigger: "Hi guys!"
Kid: "Ok your only a half wigger thats not bad."
Half Wigger: "Whats a half wigger?"
Kid: "Go look it up on ubandictionary.com!"

half wigger by A half wigger July 6, 2006

HALF-BAKED 

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.

HALF-BAKED by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

half-butt 

Cleaner version of half-ass. Usually said by children not allowed to swear, or adults who don't swear.

"Steven! You're doing a half-butt job of pressure-washing the house!"

half-butt by SuzeFL May 16, 2008

HALF PAST FUCK 

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

HALF PAST FUCK by K9Guy October 6, 2009

Half-A-Virgin 

You become 'Half-A-Virgin'... or use the excuse, because you've tried VERY VERY VERY hard to remain pure. But have this one experience when a dick 'may or may not have' entered a place it wasn't supposed to.

Hence, you are 'half'. It was in there, but not long enough for it to take away your virginity.

Person K: So has anyone ever had a PIECE OF YOUR PIE?!
Person A: No. I'm Half-A-Virgin.
Person K: How is that possible?!
Person A: Maybe you should check out UrbanDictionary, to answer that question.

Half-A-Virgin by Dark Allie March 28, 2010

half-shpee

Half-Speak, meaning to only say half of a word. Originated in HMB, CA

"Wuzshuh" = what up
"shluh" = slut
"lickamuhnuh" = lick my nuts
"ohwuhluh" = oh, late!
etc.

half-shpee by ghettobootie July 23, 2008