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Google the letters

To search for something of any topic on the Google search engine. This phrase was once mentioned on an episode of the popular TV series: COPS
Joe- you ever heard of the urban dictionary?
Cop- no, what is it?
Joe- Google the letters
by Barstoolmyass September 10, 2015
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Google parrot

A person who resites passages from Google in a condisending way.
Dave and his condisending tone always spreading Google knowledge like a jabbering parrot from his cage. He's such a Google parrot.
by $1400 January 16, 2022
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Google translate

A web translator that gets it's job done, but can sometimes give you some questionable results.

You can get these by typing in things like:
1. two or three letters over and over (aoaoaoaoao)
2. phonetic letters
3. long sentences
Person 1: Hey man! I just learned some Japanese!

Person 2: Then say something.

Person 1: Ok! ふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふ fufufufu...

Person 2: What does that mean?

Person 1: From here it's just two miles to the hotel that has been refurbished.

Person 2: Were you screwing with Google Translate again?
by retard_on_the_internet November 8, 2020
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Google Diligence

Research and analysis of any topic on Google before wasting the time of others by asking them for an answer that is easily obtained online.
Shawn: Gus, do you know when the new season of Breaking Bad starts.
Gus: Shawn, do your Google Diligence and look that shit up.
by jhdemicco February 28, 2013
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google work

To do your homework using google. To just type in the question and get the first answer from google.
Jo: This project doesn't look yours. You weren't even listening in class. How'd you know what photosynthesis is?
Ben: Google work!
by dsfasdfasfasf September 26, 2005
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Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact
by Clevering January 9, 2018
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Google Glass

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2013-2015 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers Google Glass anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, Google Glass was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in 2013.

Hell, now that I think about it, Google Glass is a MUCH more better and useful concept than Zuckerberg's lousy Metaverse.

I read some of the definitions of 'glasshole'; yes, privacy would be a central problem to the Glass, however to be quite frank, to think you can identify some random girl and instantly pull up their FB is pure science-fiction. Perhaps a bit more feasible now, but def not possible back in 2013. Today, the concern is still privacy, but it's on the other end of the horseshoe; not for the privacy of others but of yourself. Zuckerberg's Metaverse (and the entirety of Facebook) is a FAR more heinous offense to privacy than Google Glass.

But overall, the pros of the Google Glass heavily overshadows the con(cern)s. I would LOVE to have an HUD with me at all times, where I can see the time and weather. I honestly hope Google Glass can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if Google made a new one, it would prove far more capable of these privacy-breaking features as todays silicon chips are over 500% faster.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Google had that cool futuristic glasses, forgot what it's called
Eric: The Google Glass??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember Google Glass?
Zoomer: Google what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
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