Goat's beard 

A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes

''And the Earl who has nothing between his legs, but a goat's beard''

Goat's beard by Floki the Viking June 18, 2015

goat'eem 

similar to the popular post burn phrase "got heem," but a slightly more powerful icing on the insult cake reserved for members of the highly elite goatee society whose insults are so humorous they seem to stem not from the mind, but from the goatee itself. longer version: "goateed heem"

"Hey John", says a suave goatee sporting man, "did you know that if you say elephant really slowly it sounds like gullible?"

"Ellll-aaaaa-"

"HA!" *laughter ensues*

"Goat'eem" the adoring crowd exclaims together.

"It's altight," John's dad says as he strokes his son's shattered confidence that evening, "You never stood a chance against that goatee."

goat'eem by @therealmacdaddyhoz May 27, 2013

Goat Rodeo 

A sales or bidding process where the natural tendency for multiple people to "pile on," express their opinions, and interject creates inherent instability and increases the probability of overreaction and/or loss.

"The Financial System bidding process has become a Goat Rodeo...with 10 Partners all trying to ride the goat."

Goat Rodeo by Kean Horowitz December 19, 2003

goat pleasure 

pleasuring a woman with youe goatee

once i gave her goat pleasure i knew she'd be comin back for more

goat pleasure by derek August 25, 2004

goat diddler 

Derived from diddler, a goat diddler is a person who fantasizes, almost fanatically, about engaging in a sexual act(s) with the immature Capra aegagrus hircus (commonly the goat). Sexual relations with a goat is not actually necessary, thoughts alone are sufficient to be deemed a goat diddler. For obvious reasons, most goat diddlers have a background in agriculture and hail from rural areas. The stronger version: goof goat diddler (sometimes deemed Diddler 2G) is a goat diddler who has resided in an urban environment their entire life. Having no prior exposure to goats, they have developed these unnatural thoughts entirely unprovoked. Goat diddlers in general have made goat keepers everywhere feel the need to have a chaperon with them while tending to their livestock, or else they might be suspected of goat diddling while caring for their goats alone.

One of the first recorded goat diddlers, a man from the rural Canadian city Calgary, has confessed that he started fantasizing about goats sexually in his early teenage years. Convicted multiple times of goat molestation, David Hatch has since gained infamy. Being a perfect example of the sort of person who is a goat diddler, Hatch later committed one of the worst murders the city of London, Canada has ever seen.

goat diddler by MrMacFister March 1, 2011

goat daddy 

the independent strong willed large bodied dark brown man who enjoys the company of skinny people and owns a goat imported from Africa

Your a goat daddy

im your goat daddy baby

goat daddy by LondonStani March 9, 2019

Goat Ass 

from adam sandler..

"Put up your dukes..."
"I got no fucking dukes"

Goat Ass by not you September 18, 2003