Billy Goat

the patch of hair on a guys gooch.

dude i need to go home and trim up the Billy Goat

by KoryGore666 June 30, 2011

Billy Goat

Troll killer, one who thwarts or denies the trolling attempts of new users on message boards, in Irc channels, or anywhere else trolls are likely to congregate. See "The Three Billy Goats Gruff."

I'm glad we have Jeff in the channel. He's the best billy goat we have.

by MillyQPublic March 28, 2005

Goat and Oyster

The psychological disorder when two friends hang out so much that their friendship borders on codependency, and they only act out when around each other. This results in dick riding that is usually harmless but can turn into chronic douchebaggery if undiagnosed.

Me: those guys are really cool, but not when they act like batman and robin. Its unhealthy.

Jesh: yeah dude, they are totally goat and oyster.

by Thedudelebowski August 7, 2013

Goat Kiss

To put your testicles between the back of your thighs exposing the Goat then put it to someones face

Dude im gonna Goat Kiss you while you sleep. Goat

by Pandathrower December 15, 2009

Goat Cheese

1. Derived from the smell that commonly permeates from a dirty woman's vagina.

2. Associated with the thought of a hungry,"man eating vagina," usually found with women who have camel toes.

3. A female public accountants favorite cheese.

"It's ok not to shower on Saturdays, you like my goat cheese." "Pet me." "Feed me." "I love goat cheese, BMW."

by T-Bag G. September 2, 2012

Goat Herder

A girl who is on the verge of being attractive were it not for a few unfortunate features and would not look out of place leading a herd of goats down the side of a hill. Typically a thin to average built caucasian girl who looks trashy/inbred and has unfortunate dentitian.

Did you see that goat herder at the bar? Three more drinks and ill go talk to her...

by CelebrationStone October 21, 2010

Goat Roper

Not to be confused with a "goat rope", a Goat Roper is an archaic term for a redneck. It lost popularity in the late 1900's, but has had a resurgence in popularity recently. A goat roper denotes someone who is a "hick", and/or clumsy and stupid. Usually said person works in the farming industry, but is not exclusive to this.

"That guy Bill is a real goat roper, did you see the spit stains running down the driver's side of his old, dented 1978 Ford F150 pickup?"

by Crazy Sven April 23, 2006