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green tea bastard 

The male version of a green tea bitch.
You know that Andrei that always acted like he was a lonely 12 year old? He slept with his friends wife. What a green tea bastard!

Green Tree Frog 

The act of throwing up onto your sexual partner (usually female), causing them to hop off of your tree like penis as if they were a frog
Did you hear, that girl got Green Tree Frogged the other night, the spew still isn't out of her hair
Green Tree Frog by GTF Lover August 24, 2017

green fleet manager 

A person who only has relationships with female soldiers.
Crumbs ken all you do is pump green fleet. Did you do the green fleet managers course?

green bean feet

When your mom walks into your room while your jacking off, and she says, “The cucumbers are ready!” She drops them on her toes/feet while you nut in her face.
Yo I green bean feeted your mom lol
green bean feet by Phat_Penuz November 30, 2018

Green hat 

*boy wears a green hat*

-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.

.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.
Green hat by halmstad May 30, 2019

Green Out 

Basically;

You’re so high on weed (hence, “green” out), that you are totally useless. Common effects of greening out would be horrible munchies, motor functions are almost gone, you can’t speak coherently, memory loss from the night of, nausea, vomiting, etc.

In other terms, it’s like getting blacked out drunk, but instead of alcohol, it’s weed.
Jason: Dude, last night I got so zooted I couldn’t even walk.

Cam: Aw bro, did you green out?

Jason: maybe, can’t remember much man.
Green Out by Cxvmusic August 7, 2019