A person who seriously loves french fries, or any other fried potato product, with an affinity for fast-food restaurant fries. The frywhore will, in some instances, enjoy fries in a ritualistic manner. For example, a frywhore will impatiently consume fries
straight from their to-go bag while driving to their destination. The frywhore eats bag fries (ones that fall out of container and wind up in the bottom of the bag)
like they are a delicacy. French fries are completely consumed before even touching the
burger, because frywhores cannot control themselves. They have been known to steal other
people'
s fries when they believe no one is looking. And finally, a frywhore keeps a ranking system, keeping track of the "best fries" on the market.
That FRYWHORE made me
pass a perfectly good BurgerKing just so he could get
fries from Mickey D's 'cause he says "Mickey D fries are
DA BOMB!" Damn FRYWHORE, I had a coupon for BK!