Forest dick

A tree huger that tends to make it more then hugging by putting his dick in the tree and you get splinters

My Forest dick hurts from all those splinters

by Big dick madden April 15, 2020

Forest Row

A village in East Sussex where rich yoga mums pretend they have no money wear flannel tops with handwoven sandals spend £100 on a basket of organic noodles while their teenagers are bunking the overpriced nature driven private school to experiment with mushrooms at the park

I’m drinking tree bark, so Forest Row

by Frowgirl June 14, 2020

Forest fire

When u put gasoline on your pubes and light them on fire

“Timmy don’t do the forest fire kink again!”

by Funny bunny crazzy mazzy June 16, 2020

Foreskin Clams

A foreskin clam is the process of smegma in the foreskin becoming hardened over time, eventually resulting in a calculus bridge - like substance in the foreskin. When peeled back, the victim of the foreskin clam will pull the clam out to reveal a ring like buildup that is somewhat shaped like a clam

Foreskin clams are solid buildup is said to be more excruciating than a kidney stone

by Ultramann85 June 21, 2020

Foresnack

The snack you munch on while you are attempting to get to your main snack.

Sometimes I’ll suck on a lifesaver, as a foresnack, while I review my other snacking options in the pantry.

by Snackie Monster August 6, 2020

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Forest fires

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.

Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas).

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020