UC Irvine Football

A non-existent college football program.

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist pump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the non-existent game.

by ZXY&ABC October 22, 2022

Food

The best thing ever

Everyone loves food

by Natalie090 January 27, 2017

food baby

You ate so much, you feel as if you're pregnant. Also, your stomach sticks out massively.

Dude, I ate so much I have a food baby!

by supaaacoolyo October 26, 2011

dog food

Slang for brown rock heroin

I overheard some guys talking about how killer the "dog food" was, well five minutes later I saw them get carried off by twelve.

by CharlieUniformNovemberTango September 30, 2018

Fools Grool

When eating a slutty woman's pussy, mistaking a left over cream pie as her Grool.

I think my wife is cheating on me, her pussy tasted odd last night. I think it was fools grool and I'm disgusted.

by Shady Swimmer December 11, 2017

Jizz Foot

Also a name for a young boy who loves to blow his load into a fresh pair of socks.

Kid in the hall: Hey look at that jizz foot

by Joshua Ashing April 29, 2010

Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.

Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009