Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.

by A lil bit of chicken fried November 7, 2019

FlossyG

The sexiest nigga known to mankind. Flexes his ring and watch everyday. And can fuck any girl he wants.

FlossyG is so hot.

Did u see FlossyG’s new watch?

by Tessa Chiari December 18, 2019

floppy corn

When your corn chips are soaked in cheese

I just ate floppy corn

by THEOYO January 4, 2020

Floppycock paddle

When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.

Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!

by Lord knows January 12, 2020

Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

by jakah February 26, 2020

floppydickaphobia

The Fear of Floppy dicks

She has floppydickaphobia

by capracapra April 28, 2020

Floppy

A penis can sometimes be floppy. but this is also a character in the childrens book ‘biff, chip, and kipper”

Floppy

by ur.mom/is\BOOTYFUL May 10, 2020